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My Retirement/Dethroning/impeachment/departing Mod/whatever speech

Dershocka

dershocka
Hello Badlanders.

Some months ago after the deletion of my ROCK HARD FORUM I was given modship in the badlands. It took me 2 weeks to even discover I had any power here, but once I did I enjoyed it. At first I did little more than merge spam threads, sticky the popular ones, and moving threads started by shitheads like J&L Masterbater to daycare. I was a quiet mod. Silenty working not wishing to disrupt the natural flow (or lack thereof) of the Badlands.

Then during the great pruge I attempted to save threads by merging, and stickied the ones that were most loved. Once again I was seen as a force of good, and reason, and was beloved by all. Even those who wished they had mod power over the Badlands themselves. All was well.

Then, after a long, and mostly forgotten, weekend I return to see the Badlands in chaos. GrandTheftCow in a mad display of power was screwing around with the badlands leaving its inhabitants to belive that it was purged once more after all their hard work in restoring its glory. I was seen as ineffective, and uncaring due to my lack of knowledge of said events until after it had happened.

That's when the insults came...

You badlanders projected their frustrations out on me. Questioning my Modship even further. I merged many threads with similar titles, and attempted to keep the Badlands looking tidy, yet still a haven for spam, and nonsense. Controlled spam, but spam nonetheless. This did not suit you Badlanders so I decided to hold my power over you like a mad Tyrant. Making threats, and merging threads without cause, or consideration. You Badlanders rebelled and choose another to replace me. Which alas, you've succeeded in doing so.

I can say here today with all humility that if there were things I could do over I would. And I hope the Badlands has a long, healthy existance with, or without, the Duke. So in closing just let me say good luck, and.......







EAT MY COCK!

ROCK HARD!
 
*sigh*

This post two days ago, and I would actually have resigned to let you keep your modship... but now? Too little, too late.
I defended you back in the days, and I was the one telling you that you're a cool mod. But then, you got on a power trip.... and I have a nagging suspicion that you inadvertently have deleted DL's and my wrestling thread, btw....

so thank you for your service when you still cared about us, and although I won't eat your cock, I still love you.
 
Most of us didn't think you should be Badlands mod even before that.

I've always liked you, don't get me wrong. But I've never considered you a Badlander.
 
I didn't delete any wrestling threads. All original merging was to save as much as possible from the purge. And, the whole power trip was kind of a boredom thing. I mean, the place just seemed kinda dead. I couldn't get into it. But, now hey! We're having a good time. Except for the fact I LOST MY MOD POWERS!!! :rwmad::rwmad::rwmad:
 
Hello Badlanders.

Some months ago after the deletion of my ROCK HARD FORUM I was given modship in the badlands. It took me 2 weeks to even discover I had any power here, but once I did I enjoyed it. At first I did little more than merge spam threads, sticky the popular ones, and moving threads started by shitheads like J&L Masterbater to daycare. I was a quiet mod. Silenty working not wishing to disrupt the natural flow (or lack thereof) of the Badlands.

Then during the great pruge I attempted to save threads by merging, and stickied the ones that were most loved. Once again I was seen as a force of good, and reason, and was beloved by all. Even those who wished they had mod power over the Badlands themselves. All was well.

Then, after a long, and mostly forgotten, weekend I return to see the Badlands in chaos. GrandTheftCow in a mad display of power was screwing around with the badlands leaving its inhabitants to belive that it was purged once more after all their hard work in restoring its glory. I was seen as ineffective, and uncaring due to my lack of knowledge of said events until after it had happened.

That's when the insults came...

You badlanders projected their frustrations out on me. Questioning my Modship even further. I merged many threads with similar titles, and attempted to keep the Badlands looking tidy, yet still a haven for spam, and nonsense. Controlled spam, but spam nonetheless. This did not suit you Badlanders so I decided to hold my power over you like a mad Tyrant. Making threats, and merging threads without cause, or consideration. You Badlanders rebelled and choose another to replace me. Which alas, you've succeeded in doing so.

I can say here today with all humility that if there were things I could do over I would. And I hope the Badlands has a long, healthy existance with, or without, the Duke. So in closing just let me say good luck, and.......







EAT MY COCK!

ROCK HARD!
You were a mod? neat.
 
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