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MY STORY!

Love Child

One Love
So its about time I post something here.
And here it is.
So I left the house tonight, without even looking at what I looked like in the mirror-no big deal, whatever.
But its almost a freeing feeling.
Anyway, I didn't think I was going to see any humans,
but when I got into my car,
I realized how god awful it smelled!
That stupid Car Wash I drove through today-smelled like puke!
I should have complained,
but I am such a pussy,
I do not
so instead I go to 7-11 and buy those stupid fruity trees to make my car smell good.
What the fuck did that car wash do to my car????
It couldnt' have been that dead skunk I drove over the other night.
I think it was a possum anyway.
Mother fucker!
My car must smell good!
I'm going back to the car wash to complain!
 
Love Child said:
So its about time I post something here.
And here it is.
So I left the house tonight, without even looking at what I looked like in the mirror-no big deal, whatever.
But its almost a freeing feeling.
Anyway, I didn't think I was going to see any humans,
but when I got into my car,
I realized how god awful it smelled!
That stupid Car Wash I drove through today-smelled like puke!
I should have complained,
but I am such a pussy,
I do not
so instead I go to 7-11 and buy those stupid fruity trees to make my car smell good.
What the fuck did that car wash do to my car????
It couldnt' have been that dead skunk I drove over the other night.
I think it was a possum anyway.
Mother fucker!
My car must smell good!
I'm going back to the car wash to complain!

probably those dead bodies you left in the trunk :shock: ;)
 
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