My surly Scots schoolteacher impersonation has gone unappreciated.

[The Question]

So fine, then. I'll remember to give you all a poop in yer sinks for Christmas next year, nyah.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

IF YE DONT EAT YER MEAT...YE CANNA HAVE ANY PUDDING!!

 

[Tisiphone]

Ye Can't have ye puddin if ye doint eat the elves!

 

[Cassie]

elves in special sauce

 

[Tisiphone]

RAPE SAUCE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

We had a surly maths teacher and one time he came in and his face was all cut up and we asked what happened and he said "I fell off my bike!"

 

[Cassie]

He was really raped by bears

 

[curiousa2z]

who were angry cos they lost their Santa hats in a boisterous biker-bar-brawl??



- whoot! my first alliteration of the new year!


plus, now you can picture bikers in Santa hats!

 

[CaptainWacky]

ONly if they're naked.

 

[Cassie]

Buttery biker butts, baked by bears!

 

[The Question]

Picky patrons particularly prefer plump panda posteriors, perfectly paddled; possibly pleasurable, probably punishment.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MAJEL MEEP MEEP RAPE

 

[CaptainWacky]

Randy Rapist Ready Really Rarr!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

NANA VISITOR APPEARING FOR AT LEAST 30 SECONDS PER EPISODE IN WILDFIRE LOL BLINK YOU MISSED HER HAHA