1. Wayne Rooney's knee. For it is a good knee.
2. Darkwing Duck. As good as a duck can get.
3. Greenclaws. And his ho if she is up for it. And if she's not, tough!
4. Beebop. NOT ROCKSTEADY. THAT CUNT.
5. The Spanish Enfanta. I'm a little boy with a big job to do!
6. Nancy Pelosi. The most babelicious speaker of the house since Joe Cannon!
7. Henrich Himmlers corpse. Ich bin in der Liebe mit Henrich Himmler!
8. Glinn Corak. The dreamest spoonhead evar!!!!1
9. George Lucas' fat daughter. And her metal ears.
10. Plop the Owl. For all the life's lessons that I directly attribute to him.