My woman showed me her wedding dress.

[bad dog]

i was trilled but would not tell her that. what would you do.??? I want to marry her ASAP but she dont..

what to do.....

 

[bad dog]

She does brag about my very large penis but oh well...

its a monster...

want proof i will do more video.

 

[eloisel]

I'm sort of curious but a little afraid to ask. What does being married mean to you?

 

[Enkephalen]

You had to ask.

 

[Filthy Whore]

Please show us your penis next to a lobster. A live lobster with unbound claws. Thank you.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Please show us your penis next to a lobster. A live lobster with unbound claws. Thank you.

Despite your best intentions, I think the surprise will be on your end when he does exactly that, and you find yourself unable to tell the difference.

 

[Ilyanna]

Will it be a furry lobster?

 

[Sarek]

I keep telling myself not to open any topic bad dog starts..

 

[Seph]

Impulsive behavior has a knack for biting you in the ass don't it?

 

[bad dog]

Seph its called having a life, A weird and wild one.

 

[Sarek]

Oh, I think it crossed over to "deviant", "bizarre" and "abnormal" a long time ago.

 

[Loktar]

Oh, I think it crossed over to "deviant", "bizarre" and "abnormal" a long time ago.

Hell, I wear women's clothes occaisonally and yet bad dog still has me beat in the fucked up shit department.

 

[bad dog]

Oh, I think it crossed over to "deviant", "bizarre" and "abnormal" a long time ago.

Lol

 

[missmanners]

Oh, I think it crossed over to "deviant", "bizarre" and "abnormal" a long time ago.

You say that like it's a bad thing.


mm

 

[Seph]

Seph its called having a life, A weird and wild one.

No Rawhide it's called not involving your children in your depraved fantasies...

Just my 2c

 

[missmanners]

No Rawhide it's called not involving your children in your depraved fantasies...

Just my 2c

Yipes, what did you read that I didn't?



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[kaonashi.shinu]

I think this just barely scratches the surface . . .

I had lady friend over last night and slept with her. She wanted to sleep with my daughter but my daughter is not bisexual. I did get some video of them making out though.

Tonight I have to drive 117 miles to my girlfriends house and I have bite marks on my neck. Damn im stupid. I am so busted.

I may get away with this if I let this new gal friend fuck my girlfriend and I at the same time. She saw the XXX videos of my girlfriend and I, she wants to join us sometime.

damn Im so screwed, this may fuck everything up. I dont want to be single again.

It gets worse, my daughter took my future step sons virginity. She did not like it that he was 20 and a virgin.

Oh great, tonight my woman found out about me and this gal watching my home made porn and is way pissed off.

Then I had to come clean and tell her I had another woman in our bed. She is fired up and on the couch tonight. I told her everything. She will not come to our bed, im here all by myself.

I sat from 9:00PM till 3:00AM getting yelled at and took my ass chewing like a man. Wow I sure can fuck up bigger and better than most men.

Bad dog will be single real soon, don't know why she wants to stay with me after this. This is the second time Iv admitted to cheating in 4 months with 2 other women and she wont leave.

My daughter thinks my girlfriend is awesome. I don't think she will like my next girlfriend, she will be all "Get off my case bitch, I'm older then you are."

Yea, I'm in more than trouble. the only way it could get worse is if I got the other gal pregnant.

All i can say is my girlfriend has yet to fuck my daughter.

 

[missmanners]

I thought daughter got married a couple of years ago. They are all conscensting adults, but still Bad Dog, you need to find a nice girl and stop whoring around.

hpstressed:

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[bad dog]

Shit like this is why I'm the bad dog.

 

[Sarek]

Just curious, but how many people provided skin for the back woods inbred "Deliverance" style dress making?