NASONEX TREATS CONGESTION

[Ishcabittle]

Side effects include:

Nose bleeds, anal leakage, sexual impotency, uncontrollable flatulents, fear of crowds, vurps, hallitosis, lepresy, intense coughing, and congestion.

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

No thanks, I'll just stay congested.

 

[Tyrant]

Side effects include:

congestion.

Just take more.

 

[jack]

Those fucking drug ads are the new horror films, IMO

 

[Tyrant]

One of the more disturbing ones is the one with the bee (It may very well be Nasonex.)

SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE: [standard anal leakage stuff]

And then the little crappy CGI bee says something pleasant and refreshing... almost immediately after the side effects are listed. It's just so half-assed.

 

[jack]

Yeah they do that! It's so totally fucked up. Kind of like cigarette commercials.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I like the one from Paxil, a drug to treat fear of crowds and social interaction, where one of the side effects is (for real) sexual impotency.

Sure, you'll finally get the courage up to meet a girl, but when you get her home you're either going to blow your load in the first five seconds or you won't get hard to save your life.

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

I saw a thing for one of the new Alzhiemers drugs and one of the symptoms was blood in your stool, and I just sat there stunned for like five minutes. Blood in the stool? That means you just got an ulcer. No thanks, I'll be the one in the corner screaming WHO ARE YOU! WHO AM I?