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Natalee Holoway was a straight up slut (not a troll post)

Parallaxis

Parallaxis

Where's the Ezboard?
Anyone see 20/20 last night ?

I'm starting to feel for that beach kid if he's newest version of events turns out to be true.

Clearly this Natalee chick was in full Girls Gone Wild mode. She was drunker than shit and slutting it up with the local grease balls. I'm sure that at the very LEAST she was popping extasy, its not hard to image maybe some coke too. Her friends stated they wanted her to come back with them but she wouldn't. I bet anything what they DIDN'T tell police is that they KNEW how fucked up she was and let her go anyway. Bet they were dropping a little something something too. Those chicks are keeping secrets.

So anyway, this dude gets this hot chick (way out of his league if you compare pictures) and 5 mins into making out the bitch starts shaking and dying like a scene out of boogie nights.

Keep in mind this local boy is now holding the body of a dead American girl in a country which will do ANYTHING to keep its tourism economy alive.

I'd be scared too. Its no wonder he dumped her body and didn't look back.

Now of course there's a good chance he's lying and beat her to death with a rock, but given that this is the only evidence currently available I chose to believe the simplest explanation is the most logical - that being that these kid got caught up in this party girl's self destructive wake.
 
Van der Jerk said that he *thought* she was dead and that was why he and buddies dumped the body in the sea.

Seems more likely that she was passed out.

She's a lesson to women that drinking too much can lead to unfortunate things. There are predators (like the jerk who dumped her body) who won't hesitate to have sex with a woman if she's incapacitated.

No one will take care of you but yourself. So getting into situations where someone can prey on you is just plain foolish.

And yet, it's so common in young people. A few drinks and it's easy to do bad things to them; rape for girls, robbery for the men.

Humans suck.
 
^Um.. I'm not sure that even makes sense. Why would T'Bonz have to drug herself to have sex ? Was she supposed to have drugged the guy ? Why and How could she have sex with an "incapacitated" guy ? Perhaps TBonz is having incapacitated sex with another women ? I don't get it.

Van der Jerk said that he *thought* she was dead and that was why he and buddies dumped the body in the sea.

Seems more likely that she was passed out.
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See I don't buy that. I watched the interview and its clear that the other dude in the car is pushing him to say that and VonWho'sIt just agrees. VonWho'sIt said three times she was dead, his other BoatFriend came up on a dark beach and KNEW right away she was dead. You KNOW when something is dead. I'm guessing this chick was stone cold white, dead eyes open, dead. I'm mean the boatguy had no doubt, he was just like "yeah, she's dead". Keep in mind this guy dragged her onto the boat and rode with her two miles out to sea before he physically threw her overboard. I'm guessing she was stone cold by then.

The interviewer in the car was supplying VonWho'sIT with weed and money. VonWho'sIt wasn't going to argue with the guy. The next day the car interviewer just kept pushing and pushing and VonWho'sIt is like "no, she was dead" and after awhile instead of arguing with his drug pimp any longer he finally just says something like "Yeah I guess".

Of course everything he said could have been a lie.
 
Parallaxis said:
See I don't buy that. I watched the interview and its clear that the other dude in the car is pushing him to say that and VonWho'sIt just agrees. VonWho'sIt said three times she was dead, his other BoatFriend came up on a dark beach and KNEW right away she was dead. You KNOW when something is dead. I'm guessing this chick was stone cold white, dead eyes open, dead. I'm mean the boatguy had no doubt, he was just like "yeah, she's dead". Keep in mind this guy dragged her onto the boat and rode with her two miles out to sea before he physically threw her overboard. I'm guessing she was stone cold by then.
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Actually MDMA raises the body temperature to feverish levels. Corpses have been found to be over 104F hours after death. Which is pretty common knowledge among ravers so even if the body was warm they probably thought nothing of it.


Now personally I can't fault the guy for his actions up to the death. From what I've seen of Americans on vacation in Jamaica and Mexico when I was visiting friends down there, THEY ARE FUCKING RETARDED. I have no doubt the girl was taking anything and everything she could get her hands. Combine that with her being from Mountain Brook (most expensive suburb in the state, I have yet to meet a single kid from Mountain Brook that wasn't heavy into drugs and I went to boarding school with quite alot) and I'm damn near certain she was high as a moon cricket.

His mistake was on at the least not just dropping the body off at a hospital. Then he could have played the 'I'm young, stupid and just paniced' card. But spending hours disposing of the body is just too... cold for my taste.
 
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If that's really the way it went down than I feel for the dude. That's a country dedicated to burying any problems that threaten its tourism industry. I wouldn't want to go down for some party girls death either. I'm not sure I wouldn't have dumped the body too.
 
Parallaxis said:
Anyone see 20/20 last night ?

I'm starting to feel for that beach kid if he's newest version of events turns out to be true.

Clearly this Natalee chick was in full Girls Gone Wild mode. She was drunker than shit and slutting it up with the local grease balls. I'm sure that at the very LEAST she was popping extasy, its not hard to image maybe some coke too. Her friends stated they wanted her to come back with them but she wouldn't. I bet anything what they DIDN'T tell police is that they KNEW how fucked up she was and let her go anyway. Bet they were dropping a little something something too. Those chicks are keeping secrets.

So anyway, this dude gets this hot chick (way out of his league if you compare pictures) and 5 mins into making out the bitch starts shaking and dying like a scene out of boogie nights.

Keep in mind this local boy is now holding the body of a dead American girl in a country which will do ANYTHING to keep its tourism economy alive.

I'd be scared too. Its no wonder he dumped her body and didn't look back.

Now of course there's a good chance he's lying and beat her to death with a rock, but given that this is the only evidence currently available I chose to believe the simplest explanation is the most logical - that being that these kid got caught up in this party girl's self destructive wake.
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DOESN'T MEAN SHE DESERVED TO DIE, YOU FUCK.
 
I think Para is just jealous that an ugly guy who wasn't him almost managed to score with a hot chick. He couldn't get a blow up doll to stay inflated long enough for a quick grope.
 
Whatever happened it's an unfortunate thing, a tragedy, and not right to make light of it, or the person who lost their life.

I do not feel it is too cool to disparage the victim, or whoever else, etc., under whatever circumstances, who is deceased.
 
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