CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Jewish actress Natalie Portman today admitted that she hates Keira Knightley and that she was hot as a 14 year old. "Yeah I was hot as fuck at 14, let's be honest," said Natalie, frankly. "No it doesn't make you a paedo don't worry. As for Keira? I love her!"
"OH SHE LOVES ME, DOES SHE," said Keira Knightley. "THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID WHEN YOU CALLED ME UP AND ASKED ME WHAT I THOUGHT ABOUT NATALIE PORTMAN HATING ME!"
"HAHAHAHA!" said Hitler. "IT'S ALL COMING UP HITLER!"
"I mean, 14 isn't that young," said Natalie. "And when I said hot as fuck, I meant, like, from the point of view of another 14 year old. But I'm not 14 anymore. I'm 37."
"NO SHE'S NOT!" said Hitler. "HAHAHA, HEBREW LIES, HOHOHOHO!"
"Oh shut up, Hitler," said Admiral Neychev. "And kiss my tits!"
"Err, 14 is quite young, love," said Charlotte Church. "I won Rear Of The Year at 15 and horny old men started raping me up the ass all the time. I didn't mind but do be careful!"
"CH'MON!" said David Gest.
"OH FUCK OFF CHARLOTTE CHURCH," said Keira. "JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT BIG TITS YOU THINK YOU RUN THIS TOWN."
David Get was not available for additional comment. Just that first one.
"OH SHE LOVES ME, DOES SHE," said Keira Knightley. "THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID WHEN YOU CALLED ME UP AND ASKED ME WHAT I THOUGHT ABOUT NATALIE PORTMAN HATING ME!"
"HAHAHAHA!" said Hitler. "IT'S ALL COMING UP HITLER!"
"I mean, 14 isn't that young," said Natalie. "And when I said hot as fuck, I meant, like, from the point of view of another 14 year old. But I'm not 14 anymore. I'm 37."
"NO SHE'S NOT!" said Hitler. "HAHAHA, HEBREW LIES, HOHOHOHO!"
"Oh shut up, Hitler," said Admiral Neychev. "And kiss my tits!"
"Err, 14 is quite young, love," said Charlotte Church. "I won Rear Of The Year at 15 and horny old men started raping me up the ass all the time. I didn't mind but do be careful!"
"CH'MON!" said David Gest.
"OH FUCK OFF CHARLOTTE CHURCH," said Keira. "JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT BIG TITS YOU THINK YOU RUN THIS TOWN."
David Get was not available for additional comment. Just that first one.
