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Natalie Portman to enter CBB house?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
"What? No, don't be stupid, I have a career!" said Sarah Michelle Gellar (they asked her too after Portman declined.)
 
CHARLIE SHEEN TO JETPACK INTO THE CBB HOUSE WITH A LARGE BAG OF COKE, AND GUN-TOTING CHARLTON HESTON TO KICK DOOR IN AND FORCIBLY PURSUADE EVERY TO SHOOT A BLACK?
 
RICHARD SIMMONS TO KEEP KNOCKING AT THE FRINT DOOR CLAIMING TO BE LEO SAYER AND NOT NEEDING UNDIES AS HE ONLY WEAR SILK JOGGING SHORTS ANYWAY, BRITS TO BE UNIMPRESSED AND EAT LARGE AMOUNTS OF MEAT IN FRONT OF HIM AND MAKE HIM CRY LIKE A CRYING RICHARD SIMMONS
 
RICHARD SIMMONS TO EVEN HAVE FRONT HALF OF AFRO SHAVED OFF TO PASS FOR BALDING SAYER. SAYER TO SUE FOR COPYRIGHT, CAUSING SIMMONS TO CRACK, AND THROW A COLUMBINE, ALBEIT WITH THE PACIFIST WEAPON OF A BUNCH OF ROSES. JON GOODMAN TO BE NAMED AS NEXT BOND?
 
JOHN GOODMAN'S ABDOMEN CUT OPEN LIKE A SHARK'S, MOST OF THE CAST OF FACTS OF LIFE CRAWL OUT TO SAFETY EXCEPT NATALIE WHO DIED TRYING TO EAT HER WAY OUT.
 
EMILIO ESTEVEZ AND RICHARD DREYFUSS REUNITE FOR "OH NO, NOT ANOTHER FUCKING STAKEOUT 3" THIS TIME BEHIND THE COUNTER OF A BURGER KING OUTLET?
 
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