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Everything is Palps fault. And I do mean everything. Even the box office faliure of Howard the duck was Palps fault. He didn't need to try that hard on that one but STILL.
DId Howard even have a little duck penis? Do I remember that correctly? I do remember there being duck boobs back on the duck planet, and that was just gratuitus. I mean, how does a race of avians evolve mammeries? How are the young going to suckle with their beaks?