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Natalie Portman's death in episode III really moved me?

*size of plot hole*

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It was Palpatine for fucks sake!

SHEESH!

Everything is Palps fault. And I do mean everything. Even the box office faliure of Howard the duck was Palps fault. He didn't need to try that hard on that one but STILL.
 
DId Howard even have a little duck penis? Do I remember that correctly? I do remember there being duck boobs back on the duck planet, and that was just gratuitus. I mean, how does a race of avians evolve mammeries? How are the young going to suckle with their beaks?
 
I didn't like the "she just...lost the will to live" crap and I hope Lu-CASH adds a scene where Palps Forcekills her in the special edition.
 
I seen Beautiful girls a while back but all I cared about was Natalie Portmans cute butt. She's cute in and out of her clothes.
 
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