NATALIE

[Mentalist]

NATYALiENAt

Spoiler

 

[The Tomtrek]

I missed these threads.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Just like Beggar's Canyon back home!

 

[whisky]

Well except if her exhaust port is two meters wide I guess it will take all the fun out of anal.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That and the fact that anal is against the laws of God.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

This seems like it's about Scarlett but really it's about NATALIEIELEL:

http://perezhilton.com/2008-02-26-quote-of-the-day-169

 

[CaptainWacky]

EAT THEM TITS

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Hmm...I guess the critics at the NY Times are all fags:

It’s a marvel that something that feels so inert should have so much frenetic action. Shot in high-definition video with a murky brown palette (perhaps to suggest tea-stained porcelain and teeth), the film is both underwritten and overedited. Many of the scenes seem to have been whittled down to the nub, which at times turns it into a succession of wordless gestures and poses. Given the generally risible dialogue, this isn’t a bad thing, despite Mr. Morgan’s previous credits (notably “The Queen”). Ms. Portman’s eyes, Mr. Bana’s hands and Ms. Johansson’s chin all receive vigorous workouts.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Eye, hand and chin workouts?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Sounds like some juicy animated avatars are coming to a fansite near you!

 

[CaptainWacky]

FUCK NATALIE AND SCARELTT ANYWAY AND THEIR LITTLE DOGS IN HANDBAGS

 

[CaptainWacky]

http://www.elle.com/coverstory/13727/natalie-portman-elle-april-2008.html

Need this shoot in HQ, NOW.

The behind the scenes vid is tight too, but takes ages to load for some reason.

 

[Mentalist]

Here is something to tide you over while we are waiting for those HQ scans:

http://www.natalieportman.com/gallery/news_images/Natalie_PortmanMC_Custom?full=1

 

[CaptainWacky]

that's one big pic!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Natalie is a giver

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's a good person. (But no way am I reading four pages!)