NCIS Review Thread

[Mandi]

At first I didn't think they were going to be able to pull of this new chick. But they are doing pretty good so far. I do love this show, I like Abby she's fucking cool as shit.

 

[Markb]

I want to fuck Abby doggie style til my knees buckle, and I forget my own name.

 

[The Question]

Is it a sign of aging that I'd fuck that new redhead Director chick from now until Christmas? Seriously, that chick is six different varieties of t3h hawt!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

You guys are gay for watching that show. It's about as cutting edge as Mister Rogers!

 

[The Question]

You, sir, have clearly gone full mad.

 

[Morrhigan]

I find Ziva rather appealing.

 

[Dr Dave]

I enjoy the show.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Who knew there were so many NANCY-BOYS here on TK????

 

[The Question]

Yeah, you dig it, too, don'tcha. :bwahaha:

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Nope. I am proud to say I've never seen an episode of Walker: Texas Ranger, JAG, or NCIS. Do you know how old Mark Harmon is? He's 142.

 

[Morrhigan]

^Ooooo, he should go in the sexy older guys thread! Thanks for reminding me, BDM. I wouldn't put this show in the same class as Walker, Texas Ranger or JAG, though. Probably because I didn't like those shows, but I do this one.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

That's because you like CRAP!! CRAPP! PABLUM CRAPPERY!!

 

[The Question]

Nope. I am proud to say I've never seen an episode of Walker: Texas Ranger, JAG, or NCIS. Do you know how old Mark Harmon is? He's 142.

I've seen the first of those and the last. The first sucks, in my opinion, but mainly that's due to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is to television what being doused with a bucket of freezing cat intestines is to hot sex.

But NCIS, on the other hand, rocks the box. In fact, it goes out to the UPS store, buys the box for you, sits you down in the best chair in the house, strips down and waves its tits in your face while it rocks the box.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

In a world where athletes in the LEAST strenous sport, baseball, are washed up by 38, I just can't buy geezers running around saving the world.

 

[The Question]

I wouldn't say they save the world. Just little pieces of it, but in a full-on kickass way.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I'd rather watch Sammo Hung & Arsenio Hall clean up L.A.! They ROCKED! And Kelly Hu...well...she just makes me want to bury my entire face in her snatch for about a week and a half.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I didn't realize that Pauley Perrette was in the show. I loved Special Unit 2, and she was great in that show.

TQ, by "redheaded director lady" do you mean Lauren Holly?

You do know that she was married to Jim Carrey after Dumb & Dumber came out, right?

How old is the show? If this is only the second season, maybe I'll d/l some eps from bittorrent and give it a try.

 

[The Question]

It's in its third season now, about 7 eps in as of this past Tuesday. And I've got 'em ALL, DO YOU HEAR!!! MHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Wow, that's cool. If you send them to me, I'll find a way to repay you.

Oh, wait, I ALREADY SENT YOU VERONICA MARS, YOU ARIZONA RATTLER!!

I have no idea what that meant.

Seriously, it's cool, I wouldn't have time to watch the show until this summer, at the earliest. Maybe I'll add the DVDs to my Netflix queu.

 

[The Question]

I don't know if it's out on DVD yet, actually. But I'll see what I can do about putting 'em under some hardcore WinRAR style compression and sending you a few DVDs worth.