Need something to shout out at a HS graduation

[Dr Dave]

I need ideas people.

 

[DryerLint]

I need ideas people.

Tell the school bully that you once fucked his mother while he was in school.

 

[Dr Dave]

I don't know the HS bully.

This is not my graduation, but my friends sisters.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"Let's see what's out there!"

 

[curiousa2z]

"Make good choices!"

(I like Wacky's better, to be honest)

 

[Dr Dave]

Yours is better. More of a pop culture thing.

 

[Dirk Funk]

I need ideas people.

WHO FARTED??!!

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

http://xkcd.com/275/

 

[CaptainWacky]

"DEATH!!!"

 

[Loktar]

"PILLOW FIGHT!"

 

[curiousa2z]

Did you go to the graduation yet?

 

[Conchaga]

"Kegger at my place after the show! All girls drink for the price of one mustache ride! ALL ABOARD! WOO WOO!"

That should turn some heads.

 

[headvoid]

"I have the blood test results right here!"

 

[Dr Dave]

Did you go to the graduation yet?

Yeah it was this past sunday. I didn't get a chance to yell anything.

The guest speaker was good. He was actually funny. Generally they just get some un funny wanker who goes on and on about crap nobody cares about. This one got a columnist from the local news paper.

 

[Ishcabittle]

"EAT DEATH, SANDRA BULLOCH!"

too late, tho.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You should have been the guest speaker and have read out a Dr Dave story.

 

[Dr Dave]

They would have been very confused by that.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Just for future reference, you cannot go wrong with a simple, understated, "Show us your tits!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

You can if you're talking to Mum-Ra!

 

[Dr Dave]

Who is that?