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Neighbours episode review thread

Fuddlemiff

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
At last the climax of Max's court case was upon us, and inevitably it brought surprises. Jivita O'Shaunessy's direction was spectacular as usual, and the pacing brilliant as the script jumped to life thanks to acting turns by the fat guy who plays Toadie, and special guest star Sideshow Bob. With Max free at last he can finally get back to family life, but stormclouds may still be on the horizon as Glyn returns from Wales and the forbidden love of Harold and Lou reaches new heights. What little respite our Ramsey Street friends may get in the next few weeks will surely come from seeing Ned finally fuck off home.

8/10
 
I was proud of Generic Blonde #3's decision to look decisively blonde & busty in today's "Carry On Neighbours". I like the bit where Paul mistook a Gum Tree for Ned's acting.

Julian Clary to enter the street (in more ways than one) next week? Dr Karl to be arrested for sporting a 'Muslim-like beard' next month?
 
Dr Karl may be arrested, but not before turning Ned into wood chip for the rooster's pen.

And while his back is turned, Katya and Susan share a romantic frisson!
 
I would so do Katya.
 
AKA Master Splinter.
 
I'd do Rachel. AKA UNDERAGE GIRL LOL

Robert's cameo was funny.
 
I'd do Janae. Especially now she isn't so stupid.
 
I wouldn't do anyone because I'm unable to achieve erection.
 
17/4/7

Today's episode was simply bursting with action! On the plus side, Ned is going DOWN, thanks to the Christmas Grinch's hussling, but unfortunately, it seems Lolly Carpenter is back for good. For the last few episodes she'd just been in the back room attending SA(Squinters Anonymous) meetings. Oh and look, she self harms! Neighbours has hit topical and controversial ground again! Though to avoid upsetting the more conservative in the audience, in all future episodes this will be referred to as "doing that".

Meanwhile, Pepper gave into her freakish sexual deviances and fucked Peg Leg, but viewers with a keen ear would have spotted Lou's insistence for Harold to "keep his shirt on", just going to show how rampant their sex life really is. Maybe it's this disturbing behaviour(not that I have anything against faggot relationships) that's led to Lolly's nefarious actions, and uncontrollable facial ticks.

Will Lolly save the fat ugly girl from suspension? How will Ned possibly survive now he owes 25k? And what will Karl make of the burning effigy Zeke insists on securing to his own rectal passage? All this and more in the next episode!
 
what about the bit where Bouncer ate a dead bayuhb
 
Bouncer may be responsible for Fraser's brother's gigantic head.

Thought of today's episode: "Oh, so it's the BlogZINE?! All this time it sounded like Blogscene!"

Quote of today's episode: "Your lack of faith is disheartening" - Dr. Karl.
 
I hope the "blogzine" is leading to an internet child pornography story.
 
UNDOUBTEDLY

Steiger hasn't arrested anyone for several minutes.

It'll probably be Ned who's responsible, desperately selling photos of Lolly's boobs so he can pay back Peg Leg's friend's.
 
I'd download them for free, nothing more.
 
Today everyone was having sex.
 
^Nasty, wasn't it?
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I haven't watched today's yet.
 
Max and Boyd have sex ("MEAT!"), Skye and Stingray have sex ("STINGAAAAOOOMMGGG!!"), Susan and Karl have sex ("It's going better than ever!") and Carmella and Rosy have sex ("Show me on the doll where he shoved the fiver").
 
Summer's back just as I mention an internet child porn story, COINCIDENCE?
 
Not much point(lol) doing a Summer boobage update is there?
 
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