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Neighbours Freestyle Thread
- Thread starter Gagh
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Connor: Come on Sky, let your grandad deal with this in his own way you know!
Sky: You Irish bastard, get out of our house! Go blow up a chip shop or something!
Connor: Come on lass, ther'es no need for that.
Sky: ANd how come you were never arrested for robbing the bikini shop?
STuart: Hello, I'm here to arrest Connor.
Conner: Thanks a lot you little bitch I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!
Paul: I ONLY HAVE ONE LEG!
Sky: You Irish bastard, get out of our house! Go blow up a chip shop or something!
Connor: Come on lass, ther'es no need for that.
Sky: ANd how come you were never arrested for robbing the bikini shop?
STuart: Hello, I'm here to arrest Connor.
Conner: Thanks a lot you little bitch I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!
Paul: I ONLY HAVE ONE LEG!
Gagh
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Drew: LOL I'm in a dream and I have stolen a girl's haircut!
Max: Get out of my wife's dream you dead bastard with a stolen girl's haircut!
Steph: Mmmnnhhh hhhmmmmmmm (stirs in sleep)
Drew & Max: BEST ACTING FROM YOU EVAH STEPH!
Alex: Brain Tumour!!! Wooooooooo! I CAN PINCH LADIES BOTTOMS AND BLAME IT ON THE ILLNESS!!!
Karl: Fuck off, I want to shag my ex-wife and I can't because your tumour, or illness or whatever is doing it.
Alex: Why are you the only Doctor in Erinsbro? How come when anyone goes to hospital you're always there? Just like whenever somebody gets into trouble Toady is always the Lawyer, or Stuart is always the first policeman on the scene?
Karl, Toady & Stuart:Uhm....
Connor: WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOO!!! SEMTEX!!!!!
Max: Get out of my wife's dream you dead bastard with a stolen girl's haircut!
Steph: Mmmnnhhh hhhmmmmmmm (stirs in sleep)
Drew & Max: BEST ACTING FROM YOU EVAH STEPH!
Alex: Brain Tumour!!! Wooooooooo! I CAN PINCH LADIES BOTTOMS AND BLAME IT ON THE ILLNESS!!!
Karl: Fuck off, I want to shag my ex-wife and I can't because your tumour, or illness or whatever is doing it.
Alex: Why are you the only Doctor in Erinsbro? How come when anyone goes to hospital you're always there? Just like whenever somebody gets into trouble Toady is always the Lawyer, or Stuart is always the first policeman on the scene?
Karl, Toady & Stuart:Uhm....
Connor: WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOO!!! SEMTEX!!!!!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Stingray: Spiggin' hell Dylan, I'm not sure how much longer I can last inside!
Dylan: Just keep your cool, don't drop the soap in the shower and NEVER SPEAK AGAIN.
Stingray: Spiggin' bananas, I just dropped the soap!
(He bends over.)
Lou: WELL HELLOOOOOOOOOO, sailor!
Dylan: Lou, what are you doing in jail?
Lou: I poisoned some homeless people!
Dylan: And you're gay now?
Lou: No, I was just saying hello to that sailor.
Sailor: HELLO LOU.
(Boyd comes crashing through the wall.)
Boyd: I'm here to rescue you and take my shirt off, again.
Stingray: Spiggin' fruitcakes, Roo's disguised himself as Boyd for revenge!
(Stingray starts beating Boyd to death while Lou and the sailor rape Dylan.)
Dylan: I thought you weren't gay!
Lou: It's about power!
Dylan: Just keep your cool, don't drop the soap in the shower and NEVER SPEAK AGAIN.
Stingray: Spiggin' bananas, I just dropped the soap!
(He bends over.)
Lou: WELL HELLOOOOOOOOOO, sailor!
Dylan: Lou, what are you doing in jail?
Lou: I poisoned some homeless people!
Dylan: And you're gay now?
Lou: No, I was just saying hello to that sailor.
Sailor: HELLO LOU.
(Boyd comes crashing through the wall.)
Boyd: I'm here to rescue you and take my shirt off, again.
Stingray: Spiggin' fruitcakes, Roo's disguised himself as Boyd for revenge!
(Stingray starts beating Boyd to death while Lou and the sailor rape Dylan.)
Dylan: I thought you weren't gay!
Lou: It's about power!