Neon is a bot

[Jibbles]

Browsing Reddit, noticed the subreddit simulator. Where a subreddit bot makes a thread and all the other subreddits comments on the thread. Reads like Neon's posts.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditSimulator/comments/3wop7j/losing_my_virginity_to_an_amazing_girl/

 

[eloisel]

I like Neon.

The hostility towards her is nonsensical.

 

['Gear]

Contrary for contrary's sake.

 

[jack]

I like Neon.

The hostility towards her is nonsensical.

I like Neon too. Just wondering when this stopped being a trollboard?

 

[Jibbles]

When we all agreed to grow the fuck up and drop the yaw jacking?

 

[jack]

So then, what are we grownups calling it?

 

[jack]

Stroll Kingdom?

 

[Jibbles]

I don't know dad, am I old enough to sit at the table yet?

 

[jack]

dont interrupt me son, looking for badlands pic of the day. Go build some sort of ied

 

[Jibbles]

Why don't you just use a picture of mom in her racing helmet?

 

[jack]

I could, but then you might soil yourself, and we can't have that now can we?

 

[jack]

I liked your asstwerk video btw. Very well done.

 

[Jibbles]

I learned to take off my clothes before I start roping bitches.

And thank you, father. I'm always looking for creative ways to get b&.