Never Fry The Bacon When You're Naked

[The Question]

When I was a boy I tried to hit my papa
And I'll admit he whooped me pretty good
"Arright, son," he said, "I guess I better tell ya
About a couple things you shouldn't oughta should

Don'tcha ever fry the bacon when you're naked
And don'tcha get to drinkin' when you're mad
Don'tcha ever tell your mama that she's sexy
And don't ever toss the knuckles at your dad

Time went by and my ol' lady bore us Junior
And he tried to take a poke at me one day
So I knocked him on his ass and then I told him
The advice of his grampaw who passed away

Told him, "Don'tcha ever fry the bacon when you're naked
And don'tcha get to drinkin' when you're mad
Don'tcha ever tell your mama that she's sexy
And don't ever toss the knuckles at your dad"

 

[CaptainWacky]

But I like pain.

 

[Cassie]

If you're going to fry bacon when ur naked you best use a splatter screen.