Never trust a Leprechan

[starguard]

While walking through the forest around her house, this beautiful young princess ran across this very small man with green clothes and pointed ears. She asked him, "What the hell are you supposed to be?" He said that he was a magic leprechan, and that he'd grant her one free wish if she gave him some pussy. The young princess said. Thats silly, everyone knows that there are no such thing as leprechauns. The little man said "Well, you're looking at me with your own eyes right, I can make any wish you want to come true, all you have to do is bend over".

The gullible girls mind started to soar with all the things she could have with just one wish, so, she decided to give in to the leprechans demands and bent over with her pannies down. Before she knew it the leprechaun was on her back humping like a wild man banging every inch of her inner walls. The greedy girl squirmed with pain and pleasure never figuring that someone so small could be so sexually demanding. Once he was finished, she pulled her pannies up and said, "O.K. I'm ready to make my wish" . The leprechan said "Go ahead". The girl made a wish for a huge pot of gold to appear. When she opened her eyes, there was nothing there. She then said "You Lied to me, you said that you could make wishes come true" The leprechan said.. "Well, I don't know about your wish coming true, but I know mines just did" :shock:

 

[Lilac]

btw, jokes tend to be prommy or Duckblind material at Lonaf, not Worm Hole

 

[starguard]

btw, jokes tend to be prommy or Duckblind material at Lonaf, not Worm Hole

or warhammer.. which would also be your truly

 

[Conchaga]

too long, didn't read.