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New Guilt Resolutions

Gonad

DON'T FUCK WITH MY TITLE BITCH
Daily:

1'000 calories
$8



Nightly (nights I sleep at home):

litterbox
one load of laundry (wash, dry, put away)
one bag of regular garbage
two bags of extra baggage garbage

Should I institute a midnight deadline for my nightly resolutions so that I don't put them off too long?

Right now I'm going to work on my other thing to relax. I have learned that I can't listen to music on headphones. It bothers me. I haven't even been able to put in videotapes for background like I used to. The noise is bothersome. I need, I need, I don't know what I need.
 
Revision:

1'000 calories not to exceed 1'250 calories; Monday through Thursday ONLY. Friday, Saturday, and Sunday are open-ended caloric levels.
 
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