New Ideas for Reality TV Series

[Gagh]

Celebrity Art Under Water.


Join host Christopher Walken as an initial spread of 12 celebrties attempt to create their interpretations of pictures & famous artworks on an Etch-A-Sketch as they are lowered toward dangerous pressures whilst various projectiles are thrown down at them.

Hopefully we can knock off Kerry Katona early on, but I fer she'd just float straight to the surface.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Hole in the Brain
Dressed in easy wipe lycra outfits, Dale Winton presides as six z-list celebs play a game of Russian roulette until only one survives.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Cure For Death. Twelve celebrities brainstorm ideas to cure death.

 

[whisky]

Going for mould.

ten people from around the uk have to eat 25 year old non refrigerated cheese, the winner being the one still eating when all the others have stoped/died

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The Dole

10 Brits have to complete a variety of challenges while trying to discover who in their midst has been on benefits for 15 years claiming to have a dodgy coccyx.

 

[Gagh]

How Much Can You Hang?

A group of male celebrities have an increasing number of weights gradually added to a rope tied around their genitals. The winner is the last one whose genitals stay on.

Audience & Viewer participation comes in the shape of deciding which weight is added to the rope. "Hilda has successfully called for a Moped to be added to Terry Wogan's rope!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Celebrity Fuck Up A Message Board.

12 celebrities are given control of a message board and instructed to fuck it up. That's the show.

 

[Gagh]

No qualifications necessary - just have a quirky name and show a bit of thigh to the board owner!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Big Brother-Sequester 16 average people in a home outfitted with cameras everywhere, and watch as they whore themselves out for 4.3 seconds of "fame".

Errr...

 

[CaptainWacky]

BIBBLE: Just Jimmy Carr saying BIBBLE to strangers for 45 minutes. At the end he says "by the way there was no point to this" and glasses Vinnie Jones.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Golf- Grown men in ridiculous shirts & pants attempt to get a small round ball into a hole in the ground (not much bigger than the ball), using equipment ill-suited to the task, all while wandering around 7,000 or so yards of grass.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

^ Repeat 18 times.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

What's in Gary Busey's Teeth?-Contestans try to figure out what food substances are stuck in Gary Busey's abnormally large choppers.

Prizes include Mr. Busey's paintings, sculptures, and bowel movements.

 

[whisky]

Hmmmm

 

[Fuddlemiff]

So THAT'S who it was!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

DANJA, DANJA, DANJA, as Steve Irwin always said.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

If he'd just interpreted the warning signs/dramatic music correctly, things could've been so different.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

What the hell is that supposed to be a picture of??

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Whisky's is Gary Busey's shark mouth and my picture is my interpretation of the moment he ate a little girl.

 

[whisky]

Perhaps if the meat and spine started a little lower down, it would be more obvious.