NEW IN SHOPS: Donkey Kong Death Masks

[Gagh]

POOR DONKEY KONG. As if being killed by a meddling Italian plumber collapsing the scaffolding you're innocently throwing barrels, and raping a human woman from is bad enough, they take a cast of your face and sell it as a novelty item for autistic kiddies.

 

[Cassie]

BANANAS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I just raped a girl wearing one. She said it made the experience more pleasant for her.

 

[Loktar]

BANANAS!

Yes I am.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE BARRELS HAVE ICE IN THEM

 

[Cassie]

AND DONKEY KONG IS AFRAID OF WATER.. ERR OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

 

[headvoid]

NO ICE CUBES GVE HIM THE EEBY JEEBIES