New Internet Business No. 1

[headvoid]

RATE MY MELONOMA

Tired of looking at that rather angry mole that worries you a little, but not enough to get off your arse and visit a doctor?

Now is your chance to have random strangers make summary judgements on wether you have cancer or not.

Ratings go from "does it glow at night?" right down to "Rupert Grint has worse freckles"

Its a winner

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well you allow images of genital warts?

 

[FBI parte due]

Genital melanoma, the sexiest of the cancers.

 

[Cassie]

ALSO DONGS

 

[Dr Dave]

What will the websites stance be on hats for bats?

 

['Gear]

If you google images "dongs" with safe search off this is the first image that comes up -

Spoiler

 

[CaptainWacky]

How about a website that "sorts" your Google image search results for you, but actually doesn't do anything at all but link you to your Google image search results?

 

[Mentalist]

I am so fucking tempted to start ratemymelonoma.com now. I'm not even joking.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WHO IS THE MEL OF THE MONTH FOR MARCH? CLICK TO SEE!

 

[headvoid]

You can have that one for free Mentalist

 

[CaptainWacky]

How about derangedoldbats.com where you post pictures of deranged old women and there's literally nothing else to the site?

 

['Gear]

I wish I'd thought of that party hats site. Fuckers got some legs. Cake farts was pretty good too.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

How about derangedoldbats.com where you post pictures of deranged old women and there's literally nothing else to the site?

http://theview.abc.go.com/

http://www.cbs.com/shows/the_talk/

http://www.itv.com/loosewomen/

 

[CaptainWacky]

How about fuckingkillmyself.com where you post your suicide note then kill yourself for real.

 

[headvoid]

http://www.psfk.com/2012/10/skin-cancer-mole-app.html

The app is complete - now you just have to upload it to www.ratemymole.com

(currently not taken!)

 

[CaptainWacky]

What if I upload a picture of my cock?

 

[Cody]

 

[headvoid]

http://www.ratemymelanoma.com/

Is also available!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Get both just to be sure!