New internet character: James Sex

[CaptainWacky]

Catchphrase: "Believe it or not, my name is James Sex." It isn't. Wants to use this as his general introduction and have a seperate catchphrase, but hasn't been able to come up with one yet.

Quirks: Likes to state as a fact that actresses "look like" or "remind him of" Tonks from Harry Potter. Even if they are nothing like her.

I don't know anything else about him yet.

 

[Cassie]

I'd do him.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He'd "poke you" on MSN.

 

[curiousa2z]

MSN has changed.

 

[Cassie]

Yeah, that nudge feature is hot.

 

[Gagh]

There's a little bit of JAMES SEX in all of us.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or so he'd like!

 

[headvoid]

James Sex comes into my town every Friday night!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or so he tells people on the internet.

 

[Marquis De Sade]

Yeah, that nudge feature is hot.

The music sampling feature, too.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

JAMEX SEX TO RELEASE RAP ALBUM UNDER ALIAS J FUCK

 

[CaptainWacky]

James vaguely claims to have "good" and "esoteric" taste in music, but changes the subject whenever asked to go into more detail.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Does he also pretend to like old movies? or maybe literature.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Are you friends with him or something!?

 

[Cassie]

Everyone is friends with James Sex.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He will often tell of his many friends. "One in every country, except New Zealand for some reason."

 

[SilentBtViolent]

James Sex has the right pair of shoes for any occasion.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm thinking of having him commit internet suicide to be honest.