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New internet-related psychotic tic identified.

Gurk_MacGuintey

Gurk_MacGuintey

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Researchers at Valhalla Universtiy have identified a previously undocumented psychological condition that manifests in certain vulnerable individuals predisposed to message board addiction.

This condition is characterized by heavy and repeated masturbatory message board use, flights of psychotic fancy, cyber-babbling and paranoid delusions and conspiracy theories concerning other board users that culminate in keyboard-pounding manic rants in which the sufferer commits the ulitmate self-pwnage of trolling him or herself off their own board.

The condition has been dubbed the "Cranky Syndrome".

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Gurk_MacGuintey said:
Researchers at Valhalla Universtiy have identified a previously undocumented psychological condition that manifests in certain vulnerable individuals predisposed to message board addiction.

This condition is characterized by heavy and repeated masturbatory message board use, flights of psychotic fancy, cyber-babbling and paranoid delusions and conspiracy theories concerning other board users that culminate in keyboard-pounding manic rants in which the sufferer commits the ulitmate self-pwnage of trolling him or herself off their own board.

The condition has been dubbed the "Cranky Syndrome".

:bigass:

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Actually, that was discovered in late 2005 and was dubbed "Messenger's folly".

Think about it. Message Boards/Messenger.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. :(
 
Cranky Bastard said:
Was I the first to exhibit this malady? :|
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No, just the first to be identified, like that canadian faggot airline stewardess who spread AIDS all over and was called "patient x" or something like that.
 
Sarek said:
Actually, that was discovered in late 2005 and was dubbed "Messenger's folly".

Think about it. Message Boards/Messenger.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. :(
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No, while Messy self-pwns quite frequently, he's never trolled himself off TK as far as I know.
 
Gurk_MacGuintey said:
No, while Messy self-pwns quite frequently, he's never trolled himself off TK as far as I know.
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Yes he has. Cait booted his ass off the site for awhile last year.
 
Sarek said:
Yes he has. Cait booted his ass off the site for awhile last year.
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A TOSing, Booting and Banning is quite different from the self-pwnage of self-banning, self-deletion and self-imposed exisle.
 
Gurk_MacGuintey said:
A TOSing, Booting and Banning is quite different from the self-pwnage of self-banning, self-deletion and self-imposed exisle.
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Semantics. He pwned himself into forcing and admin to toss him off the site.

And I think he left once on his own also. And then there's the multiple times he daycared himself and then cried that the admins had done it.
 
Sarek said:
Semantics. He pwned himself into forcing and admin to toss him off the site.

And I think he left once on his own also. And then there's the multiple times he daycared himself and then cried that the admins had done it.
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Not the same thing at all.

Just ask Cranky! He won't lie about it because he knows it's true and he isn't a liar.


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I see the difference, certainly.

Maybe I'm becoming more "nuanced" in my old age.










Sheeeit, I better not vote for Kerry next election.
 
I'll track you down and kick your ass if your do!

I might vote for the bottle-blond communist lesbian cunt who wears the pants suits.
 
Oooooh, me!@!!!!!!!!! Up Messy's poop chute!!6! Focus on the sphincter!@!#

Me, me, Messenger, Paul, all about ME, because it IS all about me, me, memememe, me me, ME, me I, myself, mememememe, tee hee, me me me, me me!

Me! Yay!
 
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