New lost numbers

[headvoid]

This german woman keeps on trying to get me to type in these numbers on the screen. I feel like I should, so far I have resisted.

Help me people... Will I save the world if I type in the numbers?

 

[CaptainWacky]

GIVE IT A TRY, MATE

 

[Ishcabittle]

SHE MIGHT BE A RAPIST, GOOD THING OR BAD THING?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe phoning will stop her from raping anyone else.

 

[headvoid]

I'll call her later (tm)

 

[CaptainWacky]

CALL HER BY HER NAME

 

[headvoid]

A vietnamese man just called out really loud in the corridor!

How will you lot help me if he breaks in to the room and starts claimng reparations or some such shit. You are all useless! How will the MF help me now?

 

[FBI parte due]

Offer him a cod. That'll pacify him and make him sleepy, and then WHAMMO SKILLET TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL!!!

 

[FBI parte due]

Or does that only work with cats?

 

[headvoid]

He seems to have started to laugh with a group of Albanian saucepan salesmen (at least that's what it sounded like)

it's possible the pans saved me from certain rape

 

[Ishcabittle]

Whew! I'm not exactly sure how we can help you, but if you detail your rapist's features here in the thread, we can hack into the CIA's intelligence database and run a comparison, coming up with jack squat.

 

[FBI parte due]

And by "jack squat," Ishcabittle means "a bucket full of whale semen and Grey Goose vodka."

 

[Ishcabittle]

Yup. Grey Goose really gets the tone of the sea - 'treally brings the drink togethaaarrr.

 

[FBI parte due]

Whale semen: the mayonnaise of the sea!

 

[Ishcabittle]

I'll have a mayo and vodka, shaken.

 

[Cassie]

WAS HEADVOID RAPED? DETAILS (PX) PLS!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

How come no one ever goes on killing sprees in hotels? It seems like it should happen more.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Room service always loses my gun when I ask them to have it cleaned.

Damnit if I had a gun I'd kill em!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

OR CLEAN THEM.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Next week on The Adventures of Asperger's Boy: Little Billy takes hotel staff to the cleaners under the false assumption that this will somehow force them to give him his money back. Hilarious events involving tumble dryers ensue.