New Only Fools and Horses.

[Mentalist]

Leading scientists today announced that it has been proved mathematically that it is impossible for the new episode to be funnier than 96% of the original run of the series.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Remember EVERY episode was being billed as "THE LAST EPISODE EVER!" for years then finally they did that one where they won the lottery and you thought "okay, that really will be the last one" THEN THEY DID ANOTHER FUCKING ONE where they somehow LOST all their money and ended up back in the SAME FUCKING FLAT SOMEHOW and Uncle Albert was a CORPSE?

Yeah, it'll be shit.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I thought they were just doing a terrible sequel, but it's actually another "leaving FOREVER!" show?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I miss Graham Chapman, the big homo.