new posting thing = cool.

[Donovan]

I don't know what all it does, but I love new stuff to play with.

 

[Seph]

What are you talking about, you don't even play with the old stuff grandad.

 

[Donovan]

come over here and I'll whack you with my cane, you young punk.

 

[Seph]

I will take you seriously after you trimmed that crazy fucking hair coming out you ears and nose.

 

[Donovan]

I can't get rid of those, they happened by accident when I used my homemade teleporter to go to the convenience store for a beer, and there was a tiny sasquatch in there (the teleporter, not the 7-11. That was an Indian guy). Our DNA got all mixed up. I'm part Yeti now...

Besides, they act as antenna to pick up all the secret government radio signals and the country station in the next county, so I'm good.

 

[Seph]

Senility has set in then...

 

['Gear]

Donovan should use his teleporter to go to an inconvenient store.

 

[Donovan]

being part sasquatch is mighty inconvenient.

 

['Gear]

The term all the kids are using is Squatch.

 

[Seph]

Yeah the hairy old squatch.

 

[Donovan]

The kids only like bald squatches, and that's a whole different thread.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Jake Gyllenhaal was supposed to change all that, but it didn't stick.

DON'T WE ALL WANT TO BUGGER DONNIE DARKO???

 

[Donovan]

Only once, and that was in college. Crazy times in college.

 

[Seph]

senile but remembers his college pretty good.

...

 

[Donovan]

I'm totally running your ass over in my wheelchair.

 

[Seph]

If you can fight that wicked bout of narcolepsy your battling.

 

[Donovan]

If you can fight that wicked bout of narcolepsy your battling.

That took care of itself when I stopped reading the El Rod thread.

 

[Seph]

Dr. Robuttholes thread?

 

[jack]

I think even Im getting bored with it.