New Smallville Spoller for Wacky

[Gagh]

http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/batistasmallville

GET THAT BRAIN WORKING, BOY!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I bet he injures himself filming a fight scene and does a bitter interview in with The Sun where he claims Tom Welling "doesnt' know how to work."

 

[Gagh]

BUT WHO WILL HE PLAY?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Batista plays DAVID FRIEND a former Smallville High pupil who returns with urgent news, he's really angyr! Friend starts destroying the highschool FOR A MYSTERIOUS REASON and Clark ends up beating him to death, BUT LEX TAPED A PHONE CONVO BETWEEN FRIEND AND LIONEL PROVING HE WAS TRYING TO DIG UP HIS BURIED GIRLFRIEND UNDERNEATH THE HIGHSCHOOL AND DID MARTHA KNOW TOO and with 15 minutes still to go in the episode Clark just sits in his barn waiting for Lana/Chloe/Lois/Martha/Lex/Hitler to show up for a meaningful converstaion. But they don't. So he wanks instead. AND THEY SHOW IT.

 

[Dor_Jan]

Batista then tears a muscle watching the wanking.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THEN CHLOE DIES THE END