New Super Hero: Bouyant Bollocks Boy!

[Gagh]

MOVE OVER SUB-MARINER! MOVER OVER AQUAMAN! THERE'S A NEW SUPER HERO IN TOWN!


BILLY BOLLIX IS A NORMAL BOY, LIVING A NORMAL LIFE, WHEN SUDDENLY WHEN REACHING PUBERTY HE DISCOVERS HE HAS EXTRA-ORDINARY POWERS. NOW EQUIPPED WITH THE ABILITY TO INFLATE HIS GONADS TO EXTRA-ORDINARY SIZES & PHASES OF WEIGHLESSNESS, BILLY PUTS HIS POWERS TO THE GOOD USE BY STRIVING TO SAVE THOSE IN DIFFICULTY ON THE HIGH SEAS.

SEASON ONE WILL CONSIST OF 569,021 45 HOUR EPISODES - COMING SOON TO SPIKE TV!

 

[Gagh]

Not a raging success.

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT WAS ALL CAPS SO I COULDN'T READ IT LOL

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THEY CANCELLED IT AFTER 532,681 EPISODES AFTER HE THREATENED TO LET HIS BALLS SAG IF THEY DIDNT DOUBLE HIS SALARY (ONE CHECK FOR EACH BALL)

 

[CaptainWacky]

YES THAT'S TRUE I REMEMBER NOW AND THEN HE ATE A BUS