New tv shows coming THIS FALL to FOX

[CaptainWacky]

Ghostwriter - A middle-aged aspiring author (Jonathan Frakes)has almost completed the book he's been working on his whole life...when he is BRUTALLY MURDERED by persons UNKNOWN. A young woman (possibly played by Michelle Trachtenberg) finds his unfinished book and is then VISITED by the GHOST of the author! Not only does he want her to finish the book for him and get it published (they're BOTH ghostwriters, in a way!) he wants her to find out who killed him. Similar to Veronica Mars and Murder She Wrote, maybe. In the second season the book is published and the girl becomes drunk with fame and the ghost has to bring her back down to Earth.

MISSter President - A lesbian wants to run for president but knows she'll never be lected so has a sex change operation to become a man and is elected, the American people unaware that he is a she! But sinister forces within his/her own government threaten to expose his/her secret and MISSter President must do whatever it takes to stop them, as the vice president is an evil misogynist who plans to bring America to war with Australia!

Illegal Immigrants - A family of immigrants jump the border...with a twist! They are a famly of WHITE AMERICANS illegally looking for a better life in MEXICO! Watch as they are shunned for not speaking spanish! Watch as they struggled to adapt to life in GREASY MEXICO. A feel good comedy.

Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley have lesbian sex then Anna Paquin joins in - Kids cartoon.

 

[Cassie]

Maybe the cartoon will be in 3D

 

[FBI parte due]

I remember Ghostwriter LOL THAT SHOW SURE WAS HIP TO THE FOUR YEAR OLDS ETC

 

[CaptainWacky]

This is unrelated to any previous ghostwriter SO DON'T SUE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

My Ghostwrite premise was a good one.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

This thread has gone unappreciated for too long!

 

[Tisiphone]

I thought they were real shows, until I read the second on...

 

[CaptainWacky]

I need to recast Keira Knightley.

 

[The Tomtrek]

 

[Fuddlemiff]

They made him look like Tom Jones.

 

[Dr Dave]

I am reminded of that one episode of Sliders in which over the radio they mention Americans are leaveing for mexico.

 

[CaptainWacky]

How come they never went to an all homosexual planet in Sliders?

 

[Yub]

They did...offscreen. Arturo circlejerked with the other two while the token female lezzed out in public.

 

[The Tomtrek]

All the good planets were offscreen in Sliders. The nudist planet (which I think they actually mention at some point), the chocolate cake planet, the unlimited rice pudding planet, the triple breasts planet.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Jerry O'Connel Can Act planet?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

And the planet where anyone watched the last season.