News from The Badlands!

[Dual]

Hear ye hear ye!

Forces under the command of Ilyanna have taken control of The Badlands! This is a joyous occasion as all Badlanders have been freed from the tyrannical Grand Duke Dershocka. The streets have erupted in celebration.

The fugitive duke still lives, though. In the coming days, he will be hunted like the animal that he is. Any parties caught conspiring with the tyrant will be executed.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think it is likely Dershocka will take his own life now.

 

[Dual]

Probably.

 

[Ilyanna]

Well, he shouldn't have fucked with the Badlands.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YesthatwasratherfoolishofhimSTAYINTHEMINEFIELDwasn'tit...

 

[Ilyanna]

yousureyouwannahaveanothermergerofthreadsaround?

 

[CaptainWacky]

You merge threads?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

CP BUTTONS ARE FUN!

 

[The Dork Lord]

FUNNY THREAD

 

[Ilyanna]

You merge threads?

Ah, only if they feel totally lost and lonely and beg me to be united with their brothers and sisters.... um, are threads male or female, btw?

CP BUTTONS ARE FUN!

THAT THEY ARE! (If only I had some more to push) :devil:

 

[The Dork Lord]

The top posts in threads are female, the bottom posts are male

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND MY AXE.