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[CaptainWacky]

Robert Langdon is about to find the answer to the biggest riddle of them all...

When a beautiful black cryptologist named Loretta contacts Langdon asking for his help, he has no idea of the thrilling journey ahead of him! Langdon and Loretta travel the world trying to find a man, a man most thought dead. Along the was they grow closerromantically(Sophie has disappeared like the Italian woman from Angels and Demons) and discovered a startling truth...

Tupac is still alive.

But can they save him from those who forced him to go into hiding? Can they warn Tupac that THE JEWS have found him too!?

Coming summer 2007

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Tupac will of course play himself in the movie version directed by Spike Lee Singleton.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And Langdon will be played by DANIEL CRAIG OMG

 

[Gagh]

No - he will be played by Christopher Ecclestone WITH A GNASHER MASK ON!

 

[Blindgroping]

I suppose BIG is there too.
IN THAE BACK ROOM OF A BURGERKING!!!!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom!

 

[Gagh]

With L'IL KIM!

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was in one of her "music videos".

 

[Gagh]

The one where she had accidental breast surgery on her arse!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Performed by Doctor DOG.