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Starship Coyote

The Merchant of Menace
Will be 13 fucking years on this board. 13 years ago, a cute little blonde I was seeing named TrancesHuggyPillow dragged me on this board and said "have fun with these psychos."
 
And I have. Mostly.
 
Some of it I can't talk about because... it would piss some people the hell off big time.

jack
 
Did I ever mention the boobytrap link I posted one rather innocently in a thread... the one that shrinks your browser down, makes it dance all over the screen, and scream "HEY EVERYBODY! I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORN!!!" over and over and over.

NSFW, I should add.

MissManners spanked me for that one. Apparently some people complained, and she had to fix it so that link would NEVER show up on this board again.

I found that amusing.
 
I found a lot of things amusing around here.

I've driven MM nuts at least twice.

Menty banned me once because I posted a pic of the shack jack lives in.

I should do that again, just don't have the google street address showing on the side. That was dumb.

Yep.
 
I wish T'Bonz would come back here.

I always enjoyed fucking with that old menopause maiden.

I miss that.

I also miss fucking her daughter.
 
Over 10K fucking posts on this shitwipe.
 
Did you know Jen thinks I'm crazy?

I think she's short, so fuck it.
 
This is Jen indulging in her favorite hobby... dressing like a Pentacostal.

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I'm going to pay dearly for posting this one.

Fuck it, she's short, so fuck her if she doesn't like it.
 
Well, that's about it.
 
You know why we call it TROLL Kingdom ... It's because we're all KUH-RAYZEE! :eek::eek::eek::eek::naughty::naughty::naughty:
 
You look shitty in drag CU.
 
I am disappointed that the :ham: emoticon is gone.

:sadpanda:
 
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