Nigger Riots In Toledo

[Atomic Weggie]

There are a couple of ways:

1) Hit him. If he screams "ow! White mutha fucka!" Then he's niggershit.

1A) Additionally, if his NAACP lawyer files suit for a hate crime against you, he's definitely niggershit.

2) If you wet his lips and sucker him to the wall, and he can't release himself, he's niggershit.

3) If you can drag him down the road with only a velcro strip stuck to his head, he's niggershit.

4) If, in the dark, all you can see of him is eyes and teeth, he's niggershit.

5) If he's first in line at K-Mart because he heard that whites were on sale, he's niggershit.

But what if he only does one but not all of the above iron clad niggershit criteria? Does he/she have to fullfill all of the listed rules, or is less than five OK?

 

[Sarek]

Ok, here's my criteria

1. Lazy

2. Beat women

3. Treats and thinks women are sex objects.

4. Thinks rules, laws and authority are for everyone else.

5. Has one or more children and skirts financial and or emotional support for.

6. Has multiple children with different mothers

7. Gangbanger

8. Thinks that EEO and equal rights translates to "they owe me this anyways so why work for it?"

9. Thinks that a paycheck for any job is just free money for doing nothing.

10. Screams "racism" or "discrimination" every time they fuck up and get caught.

11. Blames racial profiling for their problems instead of the fact that they are just lazy and worthless.

12. Drug dealers, drug users and pimps.

13. Generational welfare recipients.

Now, any of those can and do apply to any race. And I look on those individuals with equal disdain. But lets face it. The black community is the most in your face representation of the above. For some it's like they take pride in how many women they can knock up, how much money they can steal, and how often they can break a law or a code of civilization and get away with it.

 

[Starburn]

I'm not sure, you'd have to ask this chick Jillian down in Daycare.

BTW CU just hates the fact that we keep highjacking this thread.

I wish they had a masked-smiley emoticon.

How about an "Eat Shit" smilie instead? Christ, I'm gone a week and come back and find noobs all over the place bitching about smilies!
Fuck you! :gtc:

 

[Starburn]

:lisandra:

 

[Mandi]

Riot this!

 

[The Question]

So what's the protocol for determining if a black dude is either an African American or a niggershit?

If he knows how to use pronouns and adverbs, and dresses like a human being instead of a Muppet, he's an African-American.

 

[Starburn]

How about an "Eat Shit" smilie instead? Christ, I'm gone a week and come back and find noobs all over the place bitching about smilies!

Or Duals bitching...

 

[YeahSoWhat]

Sounds like a convention of retards and assholes. Gangbanger with their little "do rag" masks, looking for an excuse to do what they love best...mindless violence and theft. Then the skinheads...a bunch of wannabe hardasses that blame their loser ass lives on someone else...Pathetic. Maybe we could set up a cage match between them and let them kill each other off. The world would be a better place without any of them polluting the gene pool.

 

[Dor_Jan]

EWR

 

[Sarek]

 

[Gagh]

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