Nikki is Jesus in disguise.

[Mentalist]

And when she gets evicted she/he will gauge the worth of the planet on the reception Nikki/Jesus recieves and our salvation will depend on it.


SO DONT BOO NIKKI/JESUS

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND JESUS WAS NAILED TO THE CROSS AND HE LOOKED TO THE HEAVENS AND SAID "WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME, MY FATHER? I HAVE WINDCHILL IN MY EAR!"

 

[Mentalist]

AND DAWN WHO WAS NAILED NEXT TO JESUS FOR TELLING SEINFELD JOKES TO THE JEWS WAS LIKE "GOD THIS ISNT FUN ALL WE WANT IS SOME BOTTLED WATER AND NAIL CROSS REMOVER, THAT WOULD BE GREAT" AND JESUS WAS LIKE I'M NOT HAVING FUN GOD.... I'M NOT HAVING FUCKING FUN MY HANDS AND FEET HURT AND I'M DEHYDRATED AND I'M GOING TO DIE!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Dawn would enjoy being crucified anyway (it's kind of like a hunger strike!)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Nikki officially declared better than Jesus by Big Brother eviction crowd (SO WHY DID YOU VOTE HER OUT YOU BASTARDS?)

 

[Ishcabittle]

I CAN SEE YOUR RIBCAGE FROM HERE, HUNGY MAN.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Jesus has battled annorexia for 16 years you heartless swine.