CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Pointless. First eviction fodder.
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Nikki
- Thread starter CaptainWacky
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Profile: Nikki
Age: 24
From: Middlesex
Occupation: Model/Dancer/Perfume Promo girl in Harrods
Status: Single
Why Big Brother? "To get noticed by rich and famous men"
Trivia
• Hates public transport and calls buses "peasant wagons"
• Her dream is to marry a rich guy who would shower her with credit cards – preferably a premiership footballer, so she could marry him, but then have affairs "just like on Footballers' Wives"
• Has a phobia of someone cutting her hair without her knowing and waking up covered in cellulite
Mentythoughts:
Dumb as fuck. All she wants out of life is a rich husband a limitless credit card to shop, have her hair and nails done and eat lunch at posh cafe's
Luckily all our hopes don't lie here because we would still be trying to figure out the concept of the wheel.
Evict her.
Age: 24
From: Middlesex
Occupation: Model/Dancer/Perfume Promo girl in Harrods
Status: Single
Why Big Brother? "To get noticed by rich and famous men"
Trivia
• Hates public transport and calls buses "peasant wagons"
• Her dream is to marry a rich guy who would shower her with credit cards – preferably a premiership footballer, so she could marry him, but then have affairs "just like on Footballers' Wives"
• Has a phobia of someone cutting her hair without her knowing and waking up covered in cellulite
Mentythoughts:
Dumb as fuck. All she wants out of life is a rich husband a limitless credit card to shop, have her hair and nails done and eat lunch at posh cafe's
Luckily all our hopes don't lie here because we would still be trying to figure out the concept of the wheel.
Evict her.
EnglishRose
addle barn
get her out
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
She reminds me of Kinga.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Evicted. 
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
YAY NIKKI GETS TO GET CELEBRITY CLAP
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
She better keep her scrawny ass out of New York City then REPRESENT'N DA STRAPHANGERS DOGMentalist said:
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Buses are disgusting in this country.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
But she's insulting the people not the buses. SHE MUST ATONE
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
JUSDT LIKE MADONNA
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
(After Susie nominated Nikki and Grace.)
Nikki: Why me? Is it because I'm council estate scum?
Grace: No babes, she nominated me too...
Nikki: Why me? Is it because I'm council estate scum?
Grace: No babes, she nominated me too...
Grammour Boy
Rebel
MORE NIKKI NAKED PLEASE
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
No.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Nikki and Janelle should have a mud wrestling match FTW
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Back in the house next door. 
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Well EVERYONE knows that Pete fancies Nikki now so they might put her back for him BUT THAT FUCKER GLYN WILL PROBABLY RUIN IT SOMEHOW.