Niles Crane died at 3am last night

[CaptainWacky]

"I didn't even know he was ill, " said actor David Hyde Pierce.

 

[Cassie]

I almost googled that!

 

[Loktar]

"I didn't even know he was ill, " said actor David Hyde Pierce.

while Eddie humped the corpse.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I always thought Maris would go first. In a freak pasta-maker accident.

 

[Tisiphone]

No, no...during a massage session, which would trigger one of her nerves and she would die immediately.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I REMEMBER ONE EPISODE YOU SAW A WOMAN AND FOR A MOMETN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS MARIS BUT IT WAS JUST HER SLAVE OR SOMETHING

 

[Tisiphone]

And Niles got into a sword fight with her slave.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah that was a good one too. And the one where he and Daphne were pretending to be in love to fool Maris but he thought it was for real and got an erection and Eddie licked it.

 

[Tisiphone]

Jesus!!!!!

 

[Tisiphone]

Yeah that was a good one too. And the one where he and Daphne were pretending to be in love to fool Maris but he thought it was for real and got an erection and Eddie licked it.

Is that considered beastiality or necrophilia?

 

[CaptainWacky]

BOTH and also paedophilia (he was only 8!)

 

[Tisiphone]

Some kinky shit going on in Seattle. Perhaps I should move there....