Nine up for eviction in stupid twist

[CaptainWacky]

Dale and Luke got the most votes and would have been the two up. But then everyone else started talking about nominations in "code" (but after they were done, mind) so BB has suddenly decided to punish "the guilty" (for the first time this series) and put them up too.

Dale
Luke
Rex
Stu
Rachel
Kat
May
Mo
Darnell

Are all up.

Still going to be Luke out, surely.

 

[Gagh]

Can't we just evict the entire show?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well I'm watching it, so no.

WE COULD EVICT HEARTBEAT THOUGH.

 

[whisky]

9 people up and Luke will still get 90% of the vote.

 

[CaptainWacky]

If they really wanted to save him they'd make it a vote to save and Maysoon would go.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It's a silly twist, but it's more interesting than Luke Vs Dale. Luke'll probably be convinced that Rachel will leave.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well in a vote to evict, Luke is gone. In a vote to save the little bastard would survive and Maysoon or Stu would go.

 

[Grammour Boy]

Fuck Luke!

 

[Grammour Boy]

But then everyone else started talking about nominations in "code"

Serves him right because Big Brother started it with his "nominations pod". What the fuck is going on?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Well in a vote to evict, Luke is gone. In a vote to save the little bastard would survive and Maysoon or Stu would go.

Unfortunately, he'll probably convince himself it was because the public could see he was miserable and wanted to leave, rather than accept that he's hated by a hell of a lot of people.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They still haven't opened the fucking phonelines.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

But they apologised yesterday for people who'd voted for Maysoon?

 

[CaptainWacky]

So that's 8 people apologised to then.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Crap interview. He wasn't made to answer for his crimes at all! TOTAL FUUUURCE, BIG BROTHER

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was stupid when he said Rachel goes into the Diary Room and backstabs everyone (she doesn't) and Davina didn't correct him.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

And I don't know how, even in his twisted head, he could possibly know if she DID do that.

I'm not sure I'll be able to bear to watch tomorrow's BBLB. Although once that's over it'll be pretty much the last time we hear or see him till the end.

 

[CaptainWacky]

George does tend to ask "tougher" questions than Davina, at least.

 

[whisky]

Davina is always soft, she would say Hitler was a good housemate, they out to get Paxman to do the interviews.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

"And the attention seeking oik who's been summarily voted out by the dim witted cretins who watch this show, is..."

 

[CaptainWacky]

George did give Luke a harder time on BBLB, basically exposing him as a total nutter with his conspiracy theories (they showed a clip of Luke talking about Rachel stabbing everyone in the back in the Diary Room, then show a clip of Rachel in the Diary Room...just being her typical nice self.) Then George pulled out a gun, held it to Luke's head and screamed "ADMIT YOU WERE LYING, RATBOY!" until Zezi dived in front of him and he blew her tits off. Exciting stuff.