Nintendo Wii

[Big Dick McGee]

I SOOOO WANT ONE!!

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

Ditto

 

[jack]

I have one, the strap broke on the wand already.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

They're making the straps stronger so that you don't hurt yourself/break stuff.

 

[Gagh]

I SAW A NEWS ARTICLE WHERE THE HANDSET W FLYING OFF OF PEOPLE'S ARMS AND BREAKING THE WINDOWS / TVM AND I THOUGH "WOW! I WANT ONE EVEN MORE KNOW I KN OW THERE IS DANGER AND A GENUINE CHANCE OF GETTING COMPENSATION!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Just hold them tighter.

 

[Gagh]

HOLD THEM WITH YOUR BUTT CHEEKS LOL THAT'S RUDE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

and inpractical

 

[Cassie]

I will have one some day!

 

[Cassie]

but I'm not gonna hold the nun chucks with my ass

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hold it with a cat's anus.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

:|

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I hope to have a GameCube soon, and a Wii in 2012 when everyone else has moved on to Nintendo Heroin.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I don't think I ever will.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You can play GameCube games on the Wii.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I don't own that, either.

 

[Cassie]

I have a Gamecube, and I'm getting the new Zelda game any day now.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Once upon a time I owned a Super Nintendo Entertainment System.

Even further back in the mists of time I owned the Atari 2600 and 5200, the Intellivision Entertainment System, and even Pong, by Magnavox - the original tv game system.

 

[Cassie]

I had an Atari when I was a kid. I was really good at Space Invaders. I still have an NES and SNES.. and a N64. I don't use them anymore though.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I chucked all mine. No reason to keep them. It all goes out of date and falls apart.

The shit is only about $30 in parts, if that. Can't repair, can't replace. Shell out another $400 for the new and improved system that all your friends will have! Don't get left out! Look at all the cool games (4) this new and wonderful system will support!

What a crock.