No One Knows

[The Dork Lord]

No one knows what its like
To be the bad man
In the Badlands
Behind my Dork Disguise

No one knows what its like
To be hated
To be fated
To ignore Loktar’s cries

But my dreams
They arent as empty
As The Badlands seems to be

I have neg karmas, on my CP
My threads are vengeance
You’ll never see

No one knows what its like
To post constantly
Like I do: except Gagh,
And that’s true!

No one fights back as hard
On injustice
None of my fake Dirk hate
Can show through

But my dreams
They arent as empty
As The Badlands seems to be

I have neg karmas, on my CP
My threads are vengeance
You’ll never see

When I’m posting, take away my crack rock
Before I use it and lose my duals
When I smile, tell me some bad news
Like love Child just called me a tool

If I swallow any blatent trolls
Put your finger down my throat
If I get sick, of cliched memes
Stop the duck-sex, and fuck a goat

No one knows what its like
To be the bad man
In the Badlands
Behind my Dork Disguise