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No Way Out Tonight

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
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Cruiserweight thing - Ever Smackdown ppv has all the cruisers just thrown into some random match, so I'll make the random prediction that JUVI RETURSN AND WINS IN A HUGE UPSET.

JBL versus Lashley - Lashley sucks.

BoogeyMan versus Finlay - I just made this one up.

Benoit vesus Booker - They've had great matches together in the past, but Booker's constantly injured so I wouldn't get my hopes up.

Matt Hardy AND A PARTNER OF HIS CHOOSING versus MNM - OMG HE'LL PICK JEFF HE'S SO BUFF HARDYZ BACK 2GETHER W00T!

Rey versus Orton - They're fucking going to have Chavo turn on Rey and reveal that he "never liked Eddie anyway", aren't they? The bastards.

Undertaker versus Angle - Mark Henry scews Taker because GOD FORBID a 45 year old man do a clean job.
 
I didn't even know. Sad thing is looking at that card, I don't care either!

JBL v Lashley? Dear Lord, that will suck. JBL sucks monkey balls, but can he carry that plank?

From what I hear Boogeyman can't even armdrag. As for Taker. I really liked his character a decade ago, but what purpose does he serve now? Sports Entertainment has divorced itself from the colourful characters of the 80's & 90's more or less. He should retire, or at least go bck to Biker Dude Taker and put some young talent over mid-card.
 
The wrestling ring, or somebody's arse ring, because if the latter was Randy Orton's, I WANT TO SEE THE RUMBLE!
 
Better than it could have been.

Taker and Angle performed well, probably a good thing considering the two of them have wanted to do a feud for a while now.

The rest of the card was decidedly uneven. Rey got screwed, Matt teemed up with an old has been, and JBL won.
 
Helms won the cruiserweight thing - not bad, everyone hit their moves and stuff.

JBL beat Lashely with help from Finlay - Lashley has no charisma or presence.

Surprise Batista appearance - He came out, said he's coming back, then left. So?

Hardy and Tatanka beat MNM - Tatanka sucked 14 years ago, why do they think he'd be good now? Average match, and it was non-title for some reason.

Benoit beat Booker - Good match, they've had better in the past but this was a satisfying end(?) to a pretty good feud.

Orton beat Rey - It was going along well and it looked like things were about to pick up...then it just ended anti-climatically. I guess it'll be a triple threat match at Mania.

Angle beat Undertaker - Best Undertaker match in years, best Angle match in a while too. Glad to see Taker actually lose cleanly for once, although I didn't get why he was acting like he was screwed and Cole and Tazz were talking as though there was some doubt as to who the winner was. Maybe they messed up the ending?

Overall, one of the better WWE ppvs in recent years.
 
CaptainWacky said:
Angle beat Undertaker - Best Undertaker match in years, best Angle match in a while too. Glad to see Taker actually lose cleanly for once, although I didn't get why he was acting like he was screwed and Cole and Tazz were talking as though there was some doubt as to who the winner was. Maybe they messed up the ending?
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Since Undertaker is on a parttime cantract, its been written in that he will Never have the title.

Notice how he gets up TOO the opportunity, but always losses it?
He's basically, just a mover and a "segway" for others.
 
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