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Nobody Likes Me.
- Thread starter Gagh
- Start date
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
If we stuck a Portishead on the Headless Chicken, would you stop cutting? (your ham)
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
WENSLYDALE: WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, SIR?
CUSTOMER: WELL, I WAS, UH, SITTING IN THE PUBLIC LIBRARY ON THURMON STREET JUST NOW, SKIMMING THROUGH "ROGUE HERRYS" BY HUGH WALPOLE, AND I SUDDENLY CAME OVER ALL PECKISH.
WENSLYDALE: PECKISH, SIR?
CUSTOMER: ESURIANT.
WENSLYDALE: EH?
CUSTOMER: 'EE, AH WOR 'UNGRY-LOIKE!
WENSLYDALE: AH, HUNGRY!
CUSTOMER: IN A NUTSHELL. AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, "A LITTLE FERMENTED CURD WILL DO THE TRICK," SO, I CURTAILED MY WALPOLING ACTIVITES, SALLIED FORTH, AND INFILTRATED YOUR PLACE OF PURVEYANCE TO NEGOTIATE THE VENDING OF SOME EMO AUDIOPHILIA!
WENSLYDALE: COME AGAIN?
CUSTOMER: I WANT TO BUY SOME PORTISHEAD.
WENSLYDALE: OH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE BAZOUKI PLAYER!
CUSTOMER: WELL, I WAS, UH, SITTING IN THE PUBLIC LIBRARY ON THURMON STREET JUST NOW, SKIMMING THROUGH "ROGUE HERRYS" BY HUGH WALPOLE, AND I SUDDENLY CAME OVER ALL PECKISH.
WENSLYDALE: PECKISH, SIR?
CUSTOMER: ESURIANT.
WENSLYDALE: EH?
CUSTOMER: 'EE, AH WOR 'UNGRY-LOIKE!
WENSLYDALE: AH, HUNGRY!
CUSTOMER: IN A NUTSHELL. AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, "A LITTLE FERMENTED CURD WILL DO THE TRICK," SO, I CURTAILED MY WALPOLING ACTIVITES, SALLIED FORTH, AND INFILTRATED YOUR PLACE OF PURVEYANCE TO NEGOTIATE THE VENDING OF SOME EMO AUDIOPHILIA!
WENSLYDALE: COME AGAIN?
CUSTOMER: I WANT TO BUY SOME PORTISHEAD.
WENSLYDALE: OH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE BAZOUKI PLAYER!
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
I would if you existed, Gagh!
'Gear
RIP 1970~2018
I'm not to sure what's happening here Gagh, but surely you must know I've always considered you my brother from another mother.
Remember when we first tried cigarettes? How about that drunk girl on the train? And don't pretend like Nanna doesn't treat me like just another one of the kids. Why it seems like only yesterday we caught the couch on fire and nearly burned the house to the ground.
Good times man. Good fucking times.
Remember when we first tried cigarettes? How about that drunk girl on the train? And don't pretend like Nanna doesn't treat me like just another one of the kids. Why it seems like only yesterday we caught the couch on fire and nearly burned the house to the ground.
Good times man. Good fucking times.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
FUCKING STAB SHIT KILL
Loktar
Internet God
I think you'll feel more comfortable if you shit before you fuck, stab and kill.
Loktar
Internet God
Karma=semen/blood/skinsuit?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
BOOPY DOOPY DOOP BOOP SEX
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Nobody likes Gagh, MEEP.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
I LOVE MY GAGHY HE'S THE MOST EBULLIENT BOWL OF CRAWLING WORMS IN MODERN HISTORY. DAST NOT BE DASTING ON MY GAGHY. I'M MADSEN FOR THE GAGHASAURUS, DOOG! AY FOND KISS KISS BANG BANGLAMARIOKARTDOUBLEDESH!