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noises in my apartment

Molly

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Either I'm hallucinating or I have a rodent. There's this squeaking, scurrying, scratching sound from across the room. I'm afraid to go check it out though...i don't want to see the fucker. Or find nothing, and feel even crazier. But I don't want to go to work either, and then wonder where it's moved to when I get home. Gah. Little blond girls shouldn't live alone.
 
It probably is a rodent of some kind. It'll probably move when you are out, and no, little blond girls should not live alone. It's just not right.
 
Ok, I have to go in, it's Saturday. I'll just allow myself to get drunk enough to not care when I get home. And then tomorrow, I'm stealing my cat back from my sister.
 
Actually, he's planning to sneak onto your computer and randomly change shit around just because he can...
 
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