NOMINATE THE CRAPEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD

[Lord Raffles]

COUNTRY: Wales

That this sordid by-product of Geography could even be considered a 'country' by the standard definition still remains a bafflement to the Civilized world. The Welsh themselves, a mountain dwelling race of semi-literate cretins, pride themselves on small-mindedness. If it wasn't for Thatcher they would still all be living in coal mines.

 

[Thug Angel]

The United States. A bunch of hillbilly redneck trash who reelected a president who was as big of a failure in the White House as he was at Yale. America's racism and deceit and evil allowed her citizens to elect this Chimp until 2008 and he's ruining everything. He was a failure. America is a failure. Its citizens are failures. The end

 

[Tyrant]

The United States. A bunch of hillbilly redneck trash who reelected a president who was as big of a failure in the White House as he was at Yale. America's racism and deceit and evil allowed her citizens to elect this Chimp until 2008 and he's ruining everything. He was a failure. America is a failure. Its citizens are failures. The end

Aren't you Canadian?

 

[Sarek]

Retarded knows no nationality.

 

[starguard]

Try THIS one. This is a micro-nation ( inside of the United States mind you ) that should surely win you over
http://www.kingdomoftalossa.net/

 

[Anna]

Hmm, there are too many nominees, but I'll give it a shot:

-Russia
-Mexico
-Iraq (that was a given)
-Iran
-France
-Texas

That is all.

 

[starguard]

Heres another "country" thats located in Florida :lol:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conch_Republic

 

[Tyrant]

-Russia

Are you on crack?

 

[Anna]

Are you on crack?

It is crap. From what I hear, the only way outta there is to become a mail-order bride. Everywhere you go, you have to carry your docmentation papers, otherwise all sorts of legal bullshit can be pulled up on you.

 

[Anna]

The United States. A bunch of hillbilly redneck trash who reelected a president who was as big of a failure in the White House as he was at Yale. America's racism and deceit and evil allowed her citizens to elect this Chimp until 2008 and he's ruining everything. He was a failure. America is a failure. Its citizens are failures. The end

Isn't it time for you to find some more chicks with dicks to jerk you off?