NOOOO ONE OF 1DIRECTION DIED

[CaptainWacky]

OR QUIT I DON'T KNOW I WAS SO UPSET I DIDN'T READ THE WHOLE SENTENCE BUT HE'S DEFIANTLY NOT IN 1D ANYMORE WHICH MEANS HE MAY AS WELL BE DEAD OMG OMG OMG HE WAS MY FAVOURITEST ONE WHICHEVER ONE HE WAS I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT FUCK FUCK YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I SAID FUCK I JUST SWORE FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME BECAUSE OF THIS NEWZ AND IF HE DOESN'T COME BACK I SAY WE KIDNAP HIM AND TIE HIM UP AND MAKE HIM SING TO US IN OUR BEDS AND WE DON'T FEED HIM IF HE DOESN'T SING WELL ENOUGH AND WE COULD BURN THE SOLES OF HIS FEET WITH LIT MATCHES TOO I THINK THAT WOULD SHOW HIM HOW MUCH WE LOVE HIS ASS!?!?!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

TURN ON CNN!

 

[Cassie]

HE RAN AWAY BECAUSE I MADE HIM PREGGNANT WITH MY BABBY AND WE'RE GOING TO GET MARRIED AND LLIVE TOGETHER FOREVER ON AN ISLAND WE'RE NAMING THE BABY ZEEEBOP AND IT'S A BOY AND HE WILL BEIN IN THE MOST FAMOUS BOY BAND EVER AND JUSTIN BIEBER EVEN WANTS TO SING WITH HIM ALREADY HE HAS TWELVE TOES.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

He was the hottest one.

I think he was Fuddlemiff's favourite too.

This is sad!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Zayn 4evar.

He's gonna make crappy rap music now.

 

[Love Child]

OMG! I wuz in the same room with One Direction once.

 

[Cassie]

HE JOINED ISIS

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Zayn 4evar.

He's gonna make crappy rap music now.

Are you just saying that because he's ethnic?

He was the group's designated High Note Hitter, I don't think he's likely to go into hip hop.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

No, I ain't being racialist. I heard he hated the band's repertoire and wanted to go into rap music instead.

A megafan friend of mine filled me in a few months ago. He wanted to put on a bet that Zayn would leave this year, but the bookies couldn't figure out what odds to give him.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

here's harry trying to hit one of zayn's notes
https://vine.co/v/OY9XzUnu9Xt

rip zayn, too beautiful for this gay earth

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'll miss you in all my favorite GIFs.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

this page has all my favourite 1d gifs.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

*just scrolls down to Ziall*

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's times like this that I realise I'm not gay.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Well, nobody's perfect. :kitty:

 

[CaptainWacky]

So has everyone sent their death thread to his girlfriend yet?

 

[Loktar]

It's times like this that I realise I'm not gay.

I'm not either, but there's something so catchy about the song "What Makes You Beautiful".

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND WE DANCED ALL NIGHT TO THE BEST SONG EVER

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It turns out that, as with most bad things in life, it's all Drake's fault:

Did Zayn Quit One Direction Because He Thinks He Is Drake?

Being the gimp on Degrassi wasn't enough for him, he had to get all big for his britches.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was Childish Gambino's fault.