NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[Tisiphone]

Apparently, Cheyenne is still in heat, so she can't have the surgery today, because it would be considered high risk. She's not spotting, and her puss isn't as swollen, but i'm not a FUCKING VET SO WHAT THE FUCK DO I KNOW GODS NOW I HAVE TO RESCHEDULE AND WAIT TWO MORE WEEKS AND BY THEN SHE'LL BE PREGNANT AND I'LL HAVE TO FIND A KNITTING NEEDLE AND IT WILL BE AN EXTRA CHARGE TO GET RID OF THEM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Big Dick McGee]

What kinda dog is she?

 

[Tisiphone]

They said a heeler mix, but I've looked at pictures of ridgebacks, and she's got that look as well.

 

[Yub]

Put the dog on the roof. Problem solved.

 

[Volpone]

What kinda dog is she?

a real bitch, apparently.

 

[Tisiphone]

She's the whore of the town. Just like her mama.