Not a Handsome Man

[Love Child]

He drives 30 miles to see me
when others would not
He will not let me pay
when others have (which I really don't mind)
He always opens the car door for me and gets mad if I forget and open it.
When I say get mad-I mean jokingly. I've never seen him upset.
He has an awesome sense of humor.
He is very sexy
Honest, straight forward

Nope, not a handsome man at all but the best looking man I've seen in a long time.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But enough about me...

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Aww.

 

[Dirk Funk]

This is good.

 

[Mentalist]

Is he getting laid though or is he stuck in the Friend Zone for ever.

 

[FBI parte due]

Does he have feet?

 

[Mentalist]

I feel bad and am going to take my "Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen!" T-Shirt off now.

 

[Love Child]

One does not have to be handsome if they are a gentleman
and
if
they
can bite my nipples the way they do.
and
fuck me the way they do.
Friend? No.
Lover? Yes.

 

[Ishcabittle]

!

 

[headvoid]

GOD BLESS THE INTERNET!

 

[Cassie]

He sounds kinda handsome.

 

[Love Child]

A person you are hanging out with, wether a friend or a lover should always make you feel better about yourself. If they don't why the hell are you hanging out with this person or giving them the time of day? Its not worth it. People should always lift you up, and not bring you down.

 

[The Tomtrek]

LIKE BRAS.

 

[Love Child]

Bras and Dudes are the same! But bras and bros are not.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Good advise. [/dr dave]

Really, that's true about friends and lovers. Though I know a few people who bring me down, but I'm not selfish enough to ignore them. It'd make things a lot simpler if I were.

 

[Mirah]

I saw a handsome man
same guy
I had my eye on
for over a year
what is that?
LOL
I looked at him tonight
and thought, "How lovely it would be" to just stare at him all night long
but then I thought
so would he
who would he stare at?
Myself? My mirror? His reflection?
He is too handsome for me
that handsome man.
My not a handsome man wins again.
Too bad he is taken.