Nothing is sacred to a horror writer.

[The Question]

I'll make Jesus pee his pants for laughs. I make the Devil dance the Macarena in a pink polka-dot mumu while Elvis whips him with a severed elephant penis and Chuck Norris kicks orphans to death for crack.

 

[Tisiphone]

Scary, indeed.

 

[The Question]

^^Your avatar has nice bewbeez.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT BOOBIES and also that thing about Our Lord.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

^^Your avatar has nice bewbeez.

If that were a real pic, those would be fake. Which means, the artist likes fake boobs. Her frame is too small and her face too thin to support the boobs of a 400 pound woman.

I find it comical that a cartoon artist would intentionally immortalize fakery... :retard:

 

[CaptainWacky]

Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

YOU PUT PANTS ON OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST YOU JOO

I BET THEY'RE POLYESTER TOO YOU GOD-CURSED HILTONITE

 

[curiousa2z]

saaaay...polyester was ONE torture Mel Gibson DIDNT think of!

 

[Gagh]

Sometimes it's hard to be a woman, DOLLY HUGE TITS once sang. I'm prone to agree, but I would imagine it's SOMETIMES HARD TO BE A LEPER-RIDDEN WOMAN, so where the FUCK WAS YOUR COMPASSION THERE, DOLLY, YOU FUCKING LIPSTACK-GASHED, SLAPPED UP HARLOT?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Imagine the bloody puss-y pile on the ground if one of her leperous boobs fell off?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Stand by your man.