Now for a Best Drunk thread

[Tisiphone]

Yes, we've all had those nights where we've been very drunk, but we didn't get sick or anything and everything was awesome.

Time to share!

 

[CaptainWacky]

The first time I got drunk was pretty good, I actually felt like a real human.

 

[Cassie]

Once me and a bunch of my friends had a kegger out in this big open place.. I think people went there to ride dirt bikes sometimes. Anyway there were hundreds of us there, and the cops came in a helicopter. We loaded up and drove across the city, to another place where we continued the kegger. It was a lot of fun and no one got in trouble. (back when I lived in a city and not the middle of a cow pasture)

ALSO I DID NOT PUKE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You should have shot the helicopter down.

 

[Cassie]

Unfortunately I didn't not have my gun with me.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I need to get drunk tonight so I forget it's March tomorrow. It says not to drink with the anti-depressants I'm on, BUT YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE RISKS IN LIFe.