Now that the election season is over...

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

It's time to start a new one.

Who would you like to nominate for President next time around? Please state the name of your candidate and party affiliation.

Personally, I would nominate Skinofevil, but he seems to be missing in action. Therefore, I'd like to present the following candidate for consideration:

Name: Exidor
Party: Unknown, but probably "Friends of Venus"
Platform: Listen, Perky, are you insinuating I'm some kind of crack-pot? Well, that's what they said about David Rockefeller!
Running Mate: Cora Hudson
Qualifications: "I was crazy once!"

 

[Sarek]

^He's dead.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

That never stopped anyone before.

 

[Cassie]

Name: Britney Spears
Party: Cheese grits
Platform: Womannizah!
Running Mate: Cory Feldman
Qualifications: "It's Britney, bitch!"

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

Doesn't General Zod run every year?

-SB